do-not-touch-my-food:

Caramelized Onion, Spinach, and Avocado Quesadilla

do-not-touch-my-food:

Caramelized Onion, Spinach, and Avocado Quesadilla

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i need it    i will be making this for dinner now    

tastefullyoffensive:

[thepotatoledger]

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VIA: timomundson ORIGINALLY FROM: archivistsrock
white collar    
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aedisons:

(x)

aedisons:

(x)

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parks and recreation    
your-protector:

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

I should implement this at work. And if a customer gives me a stupid coffee order like “1/4 strength cappuccino with 4 sugars”I’ll add $7.

your-protector:

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

I should implement this at work. And if a customer gives me a stupid coffee order like “1/4 strength cappuccino with 4 sugars”I’ll add $7.

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lol i should totally do the last one    

alxndrmrtnz:

I TRANSFERED FROM LOS ANGELES 

YOUR SCHOOL HAS NO GYMNASTICS TEAM

THIS IS A LAST RESORT 

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Film meme: [1/4] screen writers - John Hughes

”I don’t think of kids as a lower form of the human species.”

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mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

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sherlockholnes:

 

Bold what applies to you:
  • I am a cuddler.
  • I am a morning person.
  • I am an only child. 
  • I am currently in my pajamas.
  • I am currently pregnant.
  • I am left handed. 
  • I am a little shy around everyone at first. 
  • I bite my nails.
  • I can be paranoid at times. 
  • I enjoy country music.
  • I enjoy smoothies.
  • I enjoy talking on the phone.
  • I have a car.
  • I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
  • I have a hidden talent.
  • I have a pet.
  • I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
  • I have all my grandparents.
  • I have been to another country.
  • I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
  • I have broken a bone.
  • I have caller I.D. on my phone. 
  • I have bathed someone.
  • I have changed a diaper.
  • I have changed a lot over the past year.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
  • I have had major/minor surgery.
  • I have killed another person. 
  • I have had my hair cut within the last week.
  • I have mood swings.
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
  • I have rejected someone before.
  • I like the taste of blood.
  • I love Michael Jackson.
  • I love sleeping.
  • I love to shop.
  • I own 100 CDs or more. 
  • I own and use a library card.
  • I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
  • I sleep a lot during the day.
  • I watch soap operas on a regular basis. 
  • I work at a job that I enjoy.
  • I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
  • I am currently wearing socks.
  • I am tired.
  • I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
  • I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had:

  • Graduated high school.
  • Smoked cigarettes.
  • Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
  • Collected something really stupid.
  • Gone to a concert.
  • Helped someone.
  • Spun turn tables.
  • Watched four movies in one night.
  • Been broken up with.
  • Taken a college level course.
  • Been in a car accident.
  • Been in a tornado.
  • Watched someone die.
  • Been to a funeral.
  • Burned yourself.
  • Ran a marathon.
  • Your parents got divorced.
  • Cried yourself to sleep.
  • Spent over $200 in one day.
  • Cheated on someone.
  • Been cheated on.
  • Written a 10 page letter.
  • Had a best friend.
  • Lost someone you loved.
  • Skipped school.
  • Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
  • Stolen books from the library.
  • Been in a mental hospital. 
  • Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
  • Fired a gun.
  • Been in a school play.
  • Been fired from a job.
  • Taken a lie detector test.
  • Swam with dolphins.
  • Written poetry.
  • Read more than 20 books a year.
  • Loved someone you couldn’t have. 
  • Used a coloring book over age 12.
  • Had stitches.
  • Taken a taxi.
  • Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
  • Dyed your hair.
  • Had something pierced.
  • Gotten straight A’s.
  • Your parents sent you to a shrink.
  • Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:

  • Light brown
  • Medium brown
  • Dark brown
  • Blonde
  • Black 
  • Dirty blonde
  • Strawberry blonde/Ginger
  • Multicoloured
  • Red

My eyes are:

  • Brown
  • Blue
  • Grey
  • Green
  • Hazel
  • Light brown
  • A combination of things

I am:

  • Male
  • Female

People sometimes label me as:

  • Slut
  • Girly
  • Ugly
  • Nerd
  • Other

Some of my biggest fears are:

  • Dying
  • Doctor/Dentist appointments
  • Hospitals
  • Needles
  • Disease
  • Being alone in the dark
  • Heights
  • Small spaces
  • Oceans/large bodies of water
  • Holes
  • Large animals
  • Small animals
  • Open spaces
  • Lightning

I have:

  • A friend with benefits
  • A laptop in my room
  • A television in my room
  • My own car
  • Married parents 
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fyi because i'm bored    

This show is my life

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the middle    

"A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other…Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever."  - Dave Matthews Band (via kushandwizdom)

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white collar    

“Oh, Kate. Shh. Kate, please. Stay with me, Kate. Don’t leave me, please. Stay with me, okay? Kate, I love you. I love you, Kate.” - Richard Castle
“Oh, Kate. Shh. Kate, please. Stay with me, Kate. Don’t leave me, please. Stay with me, okay? Kate, I love you. I love you, Kate.” - Richard Castle
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castle